busness card

[djloue]

Pastor's Business Card

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one
house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came
to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business
card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in
the
door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that
his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message,
"Genesis 3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation,
he
broke up in gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."
Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was
afraid for I was naked."
:D

[betcsu]

ive heard this one before but its funny every time! thanks for sharing!!!

[ministerswife]

"Luvit". Even more so because "been there, done that", at least the knock, and you know the rest. Will share with my rector when I can get to Zion. Thanks for the laugh, and as BH says, "Thanks for the memories."