sidhe
12-22-2005, 10:54 PM
A Mountaineer's Security System
HOW TO INSTALL A WEST VIRGINIA SECURITY SYSTEM:
Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ---a
really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of
Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it......a really big dog
dish.
Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba,
big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in a hour. Don't
disturb the Pitbulls, they've just been wormed."
HOW TO INSTALL A WEST VIRGINIA SECURITY SYSTEM:
Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots ---a
really big pair. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of
Guns and Ammo magazine. Put a dog dish beside it......a really big dog
dish.
Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba,
big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in a hour. Don't
disturb the Pitbulls, they've just been wormed."