jokes for fokes

[trollibear]

I've sure gotten old. I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind and can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy. I'm winded and subject to blackouts. I have bouts with dementia. I have pure circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my drivers license!!!


A 97 year old man goes into the doctor's office. "Doc, I want my sex drive lowered"
"Sir" the doc replied. "You're 97 yrs old. Don't you think your sex drive is all in your head?"
"You're damned right it is!", replied the old man. "That's why I want it lowered."