Nanuk
03-18-2006, 04:17 PM
A guy walks onto a sports bar. Slightly drunk, he stands up and shouts: "Hey, anybody here wanna hear a good blonde joke?"
At that point, the female bartender motions to him. "You see that blonde woman over there? She's on the local university women's kick-boxing team".
The bartender points to a second blonde woman by the jukebox. "That blonde over there is a karate instructor.
"And that blonde over there," she says, pointing to yet a third woman, "she's in training to be a weighlifter in the upcoming Olympics.
"Finally, it may have escaped your notice, but I too am blonde. Now do you still want to tell that blonde joke in here?"
The guy thinks about it for a second, then shrugs and shakes his head. "Nah. I really don't want to have to explain it four times."
At that point, the female bartender motions to him. "You see that blonde woman over there? She's on the local university women's kick-boxing team".
The bartender points to a second blonde woman by the jukebox. "That blonde over there is a karate instructor.
"And that blonde over there," she says, pointing to yet a third woman, "she's in training to be a weighlifter in the upcoming Olympics.
"Finally, it may have escaped your notice, but I too am blonde. Now do you still want to tell that blonde joke in here?"
The guy thinks about it for a second, then shrugs and shakes his head. "Nah. I really don't want to have to explain it four times."