Nanuk
03-19-2006, 12:04 AM
Sheila didn't come home one night. When Bruce asked her where she'd been she said she spent the night at a girl friend's house. Bruce was a bit suspicious she'd been fooling around so phoned her ten closest friends, but none of them had seen her.
Next week Bruce didn't come home one night. Sheila asks him where the hell he'd been. Bruce says he got a bit drunk at a friend's place and thought it was safer not to drive so he crashed out there. Sheila thinks he's been fooling around so she phoned his ten best friends. Eight of them say he spent the night there and two claim he's still there.
It's good to be a guy!
Next week Bruce didn't come home one night. Sheila asks him where the hell he'd been. Bruce says he got a bit drunk at a friend's place and thought it was safer not to drive so he crashed out there. Sheila thinks he's been fooling around so she phoned his ten best friends. Eight of them say he spent the night there and two claim he's still there.
It's good to be a guy!