Willis
06-03-2006, 03:42 PM
<center>...I can't resist retelling this old, old joke
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A man goes to the doctor?s office complaining of prolonged headaches all his adult life
The doctor tells him he can cure the headaches, however , the only cure is castration.
?Well?if that is the only cure then I?ll have to do it doctor? says the man.
One week later, the man goes in for the operation and awakes to find he has no more headaches and is feeling on top of the world, on his way home he decides to treat him self to a new jacket, so he goes to a gentleman?s outfitter?s shop and asks to be measured for a new jacket.
?You?re a size 44 jacket? says the tailor.
?Well, Yes I am , how did you know?? asks the man, impressed.
?Its my job to know these things, I am a tailor after all!? replies the tailor
?Yep that?s true? replies the man ?I would like the matching trousers too if I could?? he enquired.
?No problem sir, you?re a 36? waist, I?ll get the trousers for you? says the tailor.
?I am a 36? waist how did you know?? asks the man surprised at the tailor?s knowledge.
?Like I said, its my job, I can tell peoples size just by looking at them? replies the tailor, and off he goes to get the jacket and trousers.
When he returns he asks the man ? Would you like a new set of underpants too whilst you?re here??
?Yep, why not? replies the man.
?Okay?You?re a 34? in underpants? says the tailor.
?Ah?that?s where you?re wrong ?says the man ?I?m a 32? in underpants!? he says , pleased with himself that he?s outwitted the tailor.
?Nope, you are definitely a 34? in underpants? insists the tailor
?No way? replies the man ?All my life I?ve been a 32?in underpants? he repeats to the tailor.
?You can?t be a 32? in underpants, as they would be so tight they would pinch your balls and give you a headache? replies the tailor.
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A man goes to the doctor?s office complaining of prolonged headaches all his adult life
The doctor tells him he can cure the headaches, however , the only cure is castration.
?Well?if that is the only cure then I?ll have to do it doctor? says the man.
One week later, the man goes in for the operation and awakes to find he has no more headaches and is feeling on top of the world, on his way home he decides to treat him self to a new jacket, so he goes to a gentleman?s outfitter?s shop and asks to be measured for a new jacket.
?You?re a size 44 jacket? says the tailor.
?Well, Yes I am , how did you know?? asks the man, impressed.
?Its my job to know these things, I am a tailor after all!? replies the tailor
?Yep that?s true? replies the man ?I would like the matching trousers too if I could?? he enquired.
?No problem sir, you?re a 36? waist, I?ll get the trousers for you? says the tailor.
?I am a 36? waist how did you know?? asks the man surprised at the tailor?s knowledge.
?Like I said, its my job, I can tell peoples size just by looking at them? replies the tailor, and off he goes to get the jacket and trousers.
When he returns he asks the man ? Would you like a new set of underpants too whilst you?re here??
?Yep, why not? replies the man.
?Okay?You?re a 34? in underpants? says the tailor.
?Ah?that?s where you?re wrong ?says the man ?I?m a 32? in underpants!? he says , pleased with himself that he?s outwitted the tailor.
?Nope, you are definitely a 34? in underpants? insists the tailor
?No way? replies the man ?All my life I?ve been a 32?in underpants? he repeats to the tailor.
?You can?t be a 32? in underpants, as they would be so tight they would pinch your balls and give you a headache? replies the tailor.
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