ministerswife
06-05-2006, 08:35 AM
Senior Citizens Bus Trip
>
>A senior citizens' group charters a bus from Burlington, IA, to Branson,
>MO.
>
>As they entered Missouri, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and
>says, "I've just been molested!"
>
>The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her
>to go back to her seat, and sit down.
>
>A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she
>was
>just molested. The driver thought he had a bus load of old wackos, but who
>would be molesting those old ladies?
>
>About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd been
>
molested too.
The bus driver decides that he'd had enough, and
>pulls into the first rest
>area. When he turns the lights on and stands up,
>he sees an old man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles.
>
>"Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?" says the bus driver.
"I
>lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I try to
>grab it..., it runs away...!!"
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>
>A senior citizens' group charters a bus from Burlington, IA, to Branson,
>MO.
>
>As they entered Missouri, an elderly woman comes up to the driver and
>says, "I've just been molested!"
>
>The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her
>to go back to her seat, and sit down.
>
>A short time later, another old woman comes forward, and claims that she
>was
>just molested. The driver thought he had a bus load of old wackos, but who
>would be molesting those old ladies?
>
>About 10 minutes later, a third old lady comes up and says that she'd been
>
molested too.
The bus driver decides that he'd had enough, and
>pulls into the first rest
>area. When he turns the lights on and stands up,
>he sees an old man on his hands and knees crawling in the aisles.
>
>"Hey gramps, what are you doing down there?" says the bus driver.
"I
>lost my toupee. I thought I found it three times, but every time I try to
>grab it..., it runs away...!!"
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