Jenniffer
06-07-2006, 12:40 AM
To the guy who was walking down my road at 9PM this evening,
Hi! That was me laying out on my driveway talking to my best friend, Todd, on the telephone. I do that sometimes in the evenings. I'm really sorry that I didn't hear you walking up my road sooner. I get a little caught up in the conversation, sometimes, and don't notice things going on around me. Also, I'm really, really sorry that I freaked out and had a small heart-attack when I finally did notice you. See, we don't get many people walking on our road, especially so late in the evening, and so you can understand why I was a little startled. With all of the talk of bears, here, when I finally did hear that crunch-crunch-crunching so close-by, my imagination did a little number on me. And then when I sloooowly raised up only to see a big, tall man passing by? In the dark? On my treacherous, curvy, steep road? Well, I was already a little on edge thinking about that bear, so I apologize if I overreacted. I hope I didn't scare you too badly. And if you happened to have heard what my friend and I were talking about as you <s>snuck up on me</s> were walking along minding your own business? Well, let's just agree that what happens in The Shire stays in The Shire, shall we? And if you need me to explain that whole thing about the inbred vampire pimps...well, I can't really, but I apologize if it offended you in any way. You know, if you happen to be inbred. Or a vampire. Or a pimp. Or any combination thereof. My apologies, is what I'm saying over here.
Sincerely,
Me
Hi! That was me laying out on my driveway talking to my best friend, Todd, on the telephone. I do that sometimes in the evenings. I'm really sorry that I didn't hear you walking up my road sooner. I get a little caught up in the conversation, sometimes, and don't notice things going on around me. Also, I'm really, really sorry that I freaked out and had a small heart-attack when I finally did notice you. See, we don't get many people walking on our road, especially so late in the evening, and so you can understand why I was a little startled. With all of the talk of bears, here, when I finally did hear that crunch-crunch-crunching so close-by, my imagination did a little number on me. And then when I sloooowly raised up only to see a big, tall man passing by? In the dark? On my treacherous, curvy, steep road? Well, I was already a little on edge thinking about that bear, so I apologize if I overreacted. I hope I didn't scare you too badly. And if you happened to have heard what my friend and I were talking about as you <s>snuck up on me</s> were walking along minding your own business? Well, let's just agree that what happens in The Shire stays in The Shire, shall we? And if you need me to explain that whole thing about the inbred vampire pimps...well, I can't really, but I apologize if it offended you in any way. You know, if you happen to be inbred. Or a vampire. Or a pimp. Or any combination thereof. My apologies, is what I'm saying over here.
Sincerely,
Me