Momuv2
06-08-2006, 06:30 PM
Pentagon forms United States Redneck Special Forces
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new
500 man elite fighting unit called the United States
Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These brave men and
women from Alabama, Arkansas, Louisiana, Georgia,
Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri,
Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas will be dropped off into
Iraq and have been given only the following facts
about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or
Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale
Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over
by next Friday.
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new
500 man elite fighting unit called the United States
Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These brave men and
women from Alabama, Arkansas, Louisiana, Georgia,
Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri,
Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas will be dropped off into
Iraq and have been given only the following facts
about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or
Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale
Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over
by next Friday.