Nanuk
06-09-2006, 01:25 AM
One day a bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The bear is gai9ning on the rabbit and it appears as if the rabbit will soon be the bear's lunch. But suddently the two stumble over and old bottle and a genie pops out. Out of gratitude, the genie promises each of them three wishes.
The bear goes first. he says: "I wish that all the other bears in the forest were female."
<POOF!> The genie makes it so.
The rabbit thinks about it and says: "I would like a crash helmet."
The genie thinks that this is a strange wish but he grants it. <POOF!>
The bear takes his next wish. "I wish that all the other bears in the country were female."
The genie nods. <POOF!> It is so.
Then the rabbit wishes for a motorcycle.
The genie shrugs and grants that. <POOF!> The rabbit now has a motorcycle. He starts it up.
The bear takes his third wish: "I wish that all the other bears in the whole world are female!"
The genie nods again. <POOF!> The bear grins in devilish delight.
The rabbit tightens the straps on his crash helmet and twists the throttle. As the motorcycle rockets off, the rabbit yells at the genie: "I wish that the bear was gay!" :D
The bear goes first. he says: "I wish that all the other bears in the forest were female."
<POOF!> The genie makes it so.
The rabbit thinks about it and says: "I would like a crash helmet."
The genie thinks that this is a strange wish but he grants it. <POOF!>
The bear takes his next wish. "I wish that all the other bears in the country were female."
The genie nods. <POOF!> It is so.
Then the rabbit wishes for a motorcycle.
The genie shrugs and grants that. <POOF!> The rabbit now has a motorcycle. He starts it up.
The bear takes his third wish: "I wish that all the other bears in the whole world are female!"
The genie nods again. <POOF!> The bear grins in devilish delight.
The rabbit tightens the straps on his crash helmet and twists the throttle. As the motorcycle rockets off, the rabbit yells at the genie: "I wish that the bear was gay!" :D