sidhe
01-26-2007, 08:58 PM
> HOW LATEX GLOVES ARE MADE
>
> A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking
>very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
>gloves.
> "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
> "No, I don't" she replied Well," he spoofed,
> "there's a building in China with a big tank of latex and workers of all
>hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel
>off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
> She didn't crack a smile.
> "Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during a
>delicate portion of the dental procedure, she burst out laughing.
> "What's so funny?" he asked.
> "I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said.
> Gotta watch those little old ladies!
> Their minds are always working.
>
>
> A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking
>very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
>gloves.
> "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
> "No, I don't" she replied Well," he spoofed,
> "there's a building in China with a big tank of latex and workers of all
>hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel
>off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."
> She didn't crack a smile.
> "Oh, well. I tried," he thought. But five minutes later, during a
>delicate portion of the dental procedure, she burst out laughing.
> "What's so funny?" he asked.
> "I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said.
> Gotta watch those little old ladies!
> Their minds are always working.
>