View Full Version : Heather Mills McCartney
Nanuk
04-02-2007, 10:24 PM
OK, I just caught the latest episode of "Dancing with the Stars". Now normally I'd rather gouge my eye out with a fork rather than watch a show like that, but I was flipping channels and caught a bit of it and that Heather Mills McCartney definitely has my attention. I have changed my mind about her and I think that I need to be hooking up with her. After all, we've got things in common--we both used to think Paul McCartney was cool once.
Yeah, I need a gal like that. She's got looks, she's got style, and she's about to come into a ton of Sir Paul's cash. Yep. Definitely sounds like the kind of gal that I need. I wonder how she is at cooking and keeping a house clean? I hope that she likes German Shepherds.
Probably a better choice than Marie Osmond who is also up for grabs.
I don't think she is a submissive type gal.
Nanuk
04-03-2007, 08:57 AM
That's cool. I like a gal with a bit of brass to her. But she'll serve me because she loves me. And I'll take her foot away if she doesn't.
Oh my gosh! Maybe that is the right girl for you.
Jenniffer
04-03-2007, 09:21 AM
we both used to think Paul McCartney was cool once.
That explains so, so much. ;)
derricksonb
04-03-2007, 10:09 AM
Yeah, I need a gal like that. She's got looks, she's got style, and she's about to come into a ton of Sir Paul's cash. Yep. Definitely sounds like the kind of gal that I need. I wonder how she is at cooking and keeping a house clean? I hope that she likes German Shepherds.
I'm still holding out for Jennifer Anniston...... And someday when GG isn't paying attention I think I can hook that up.
However I never would have guessed that Nanuk has an amputee fetish......
guardianway
04-03-2007, 10:23 AM
That's cool. I like a gal with a bit of brass to her. But she'll serve me because she loves me. And I'll take her foot away if she doesn't.
OMGLMFAO....................:lol:
Pros: She can do front and back walk-overs for you, and looks hot while she's doing it. And she's rich. Uh, that's all I can think of.
Cons: You can't just take her foot away - you have to take that whole leg away! And anyway, after she gets all that money she'll be hiring people to cook and clean for you (that could be listed under pros.) And she's a liberal isn't she? So she'll be donating the rest to charity.
I think her biggest cause is the land mine thing isn't it? Is that how she lost her leg? (JK!)
Nanuk
04-03-2007, 05:30 PM
Pros: She can do front and back walk-overs for you, and looks hot while she's doing it. And she's rich. Uh, that's all I can think of.
Cons: You can't just take her foot away - you have to take that whole leg away! And anyway, after she gets all that money she'll be hiring people to cook and clean for you (that could be listed under pros.) And she's a liberal isn't she? So she'll be donating the rest to charity.
I think her biggest cause is the land mine thing isn't it? Is that how she lost her leg? (JK!)
The foot/leg component detaches below the knee. That's no big deal. If she doesn't behave I can easily hide it. As for her charitable giving, that's fine, so long as she remembers that her first duty is to support her man. (This is West Virginia, you know.) And I'm sure I can help her shake that irrational prejudice against land mines over time. Once she sees what wonderful things that they really are when used properly and responsibly, she'll probably want to invest a lot of that money into stocks of companies like Alliant, Accudyne Technosystems and Hughes Aircraft (a General Motors subsidiary) that make land mines and provide jobs in local American communities.
Heather lost her leg when she was hit by a speeding police motorcycle.. Apparently she was just stepping off the curb when she was injured.. So sad, but what a profound effect that she has had with others with the same disability.. You go girl!!!
derricksonb
04-18-2007, 10:14 AM
Am I the only one who laughed hysterically when she fell last night????
Nanuk
04-18-2007, 10:17 AM
Wow. I did not see the show, but that would explain all the sobbing messages on my voice mail this morning.
derricksonb
04-18-2007, 10:27 AM
I didn't watch the show either, but I was at KCs house last night and she kept rewinding it and making inappropriate comments that I didn't appreciate....
Jenniffer
04-18-2007, 10:45 AM
Is this it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7FGyv1DzQc
It was torture waiting for the fall :P
Is this it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7FGyv1DzQc
It was torture waiting for the fall :P
Yes that's it, all I had seen was the fall on ET. Heather said she got so involved with the dance she forgot which foot to put up and she has no balance with her prosthetic.
It was one of those delayed falls... kind of took everyone by surprise I think!
All I thought was "Good thing she wore panties!" :rolleyes: :D
derricksonb
04-18-2007, 02:29 PM
All I thought was "Good thing she wore panties!" :rolleyes: :D
Funny. I had the exact opposite thought....... Not really, never even dawned on me because I was too busy laughing my arse off........
Yes. I have no problems laughing at the handicapped/disabled.
Chutney Daftcraft
04-18-2007, 04:03 PM
That's terrible. Here's a tree-falling-in-woods question:
Can you tell someone with a prosthetic leg to "break a leg"?
Can you tell someone with a prosthetic leg to "break a leg"?
It'd be cheaper to break a real leg.
Leprechaun
04-18-2007, 04:08 PM
Poor little Mis Mills. Did anyone see the closing footage ... there she was with one of Paul's acoustic guitars an dtears in her eyes ...
Yesterday,
I danced around on my two legs
Now I've got myself a leg and peg
Oh I believe in yesterday.
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