06-07-2007, 01:08 PM
A lovely brunette visits the Dr. She tells him that her body hurts no matter where she touches it. When he tells her that he's never heard of that before, she says, "I can prove it." So, she took her finger, poked her arm and screamed in pain, she poked her knee and screamed, she poked her ankle and screamed, she poked her neck and screamed. Every part of her body that she poked made her scream. The Dr. said, "You're not really a brunette, are you?" She said, No, I'm really a blonde." He said, "That's what I thought....your finger's broken."