Politically correct

[angel]

Subject: Politically Correct for Men & Women !!
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>>>>>>>>> Due to the climate of political correctness now
>>>>>>>>> pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West
>>>>>>>>> Virginians will no longer be referred to as
>>>>>>>>> "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as
>>>>>>>>> APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> And furthermore .... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE
>>>>>>>>> POLITICALLY CORRECT:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a
>>>>>>>>> "BREASTED AMERICAN."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is
>>>>>>>>> "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY
>>>>>>>>> ACCESSIBLE."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a
>>>>>>>>> "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION
>>>>>>>>> SUPERHIGHWAY."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a
>>>>>>>>> "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY
>>>>>>>>> IMPAIRED."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets
>>>>>>>>> "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is
>>>>>>>>> "MEDICALLY ENHANCED."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY
>>>>>>>>> REPETITIVE."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY
>>>>>>>>> EXTROVERTED."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She
>>>>>>>>> is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW
>>>>>>>>> COST PROVIDER."
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
>>>>>>>>> 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed
>>>>>>>>> a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> " 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY
>>>>>>>>> CAUCASIAN."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He
>>>>>>>>> "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE
>>>>>>>>> REGRESSION."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 5. He is not a "CRADLE ROBBER" - He prefers
>>>>>>>>> "GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 6. He does not get "FALLING-DOWN DRUNK" - He
>>>>>>>>> becomes "ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 7. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops
>>>>>>>>> a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 8. He is not a "MALE CHAUVINIST PIG" - He has
>>>>>>>>> "SWINE EMPATHY."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 9. He is not afraid of "COMMITMENT" - He is
>>>>>>>>> "RELATIONSHIP CHALLENGED."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 10. He is not "HORNY" - He is "SEXUALLY FOCUSED."
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> 11. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his
>>>>>>>>> pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE
>>>>>>>>>
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