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betcsu
05-11-2008, 09:14 AM
i sent this to a few people via email but thought id post it here for all to see! :) enjoy!


Government Stimulus Rebate Check


The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.


If we spend it on gasoline, it will go to the Arabs.


If we purchase a computer, it will go to India.


If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.


If we purchase a car, it will go to Japan.


If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan ...and none of it will help the American economy.



The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer, crack, and tattoos;

these are the only products still produced in the USA.

Thank you for your help & please support the USA.

Starbuck
05-14-2008, 02:00 PM
So who wants to carpool with me on my crack and ho run????

:rotfl:

Chutney Daftcraft
05-14-2008, 02:15 PM
Hmm. What about buying lumber?

Or coal from one of the topless mountains?

Both of those products are proudly American.

locolala
05-14-2008, 03:01 PM
Spent mine on my tattoo! Still have some left over to adopt a kitty from the shelter tonight.

austrianalps
05-14-2008, 03:36 PM
This should be in politics and not humor!!!! Because it is true.

Neophyte Man
05-14-2008, 10:12 PM
your check I'll put it to go use.