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			<title>Eastern Panhandle Entrepreneurs Forum-How to Stay in Business</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 03:11:12 GMT</pubDate>
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Free To Attend And Open To The Public</font></b><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><font color="#505050"><span style="font-family: Helvetica"><b>Date: </b>Thursday, June 6, 2013<br />
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<b>Schedule:<br />
</b>5:30-6:30pm – Networking with Refreshments and business displays<br />
6:30-8:00pm – Program</span></font><font color="#505050"><span style="font-family: Helvetica"><b>Location:</b> The Purple Iris, 1956 Winchester AVE, Martinsburg, WV 25405<br />
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<b>Program:</b><b> Success Stories – How to Stay in Business</b></span></font><br />
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<font color="#505050"><span style="font-family: Helvetica">Two people who have been in business over 20 years each will talk how to change to stay in business.</span></font><br />
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<b>Judy Wilfong, </b><font color="#505050"><span style="font-family: Helvetica">founder of Windows &amp; Walls, will talk about how to sustain a healthy business in today’s economy. Did you know that 50% of businesses fail within the first five years? She will give tips on how to increase business, improve your conversion rate, build strong customer relationships, and reduce wasted resources of time, inventory and money.</span></font><br />
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<b>Manuel Washington</b><font color="#505050"><span style="font-family: Helvetica"> is the owner of multiple businesses including Groves Cleaning Services and the Janitors Closet. He is also a consultant and trainer for new business owners. He will talk about his successes and what it takes to maintain and improve a business.<br />
</span></font>For Information Contact: Jefferson County Development Authority at 304-728-3255</div></div>

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			<title>Claymont birding trip set</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 03:05:33 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>*CLAYMONT BIRDING TRIP SET FOR JUNE 4* 
  
The Potomac Valley Audubon Society will sponsor a birding field trip on the historic Claymont property...</description>
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<font size="3">The Potomac Valley Audubon Society will sponsor a birding field trip on the historic Claymont property outside Charles Town, WV on Tuesday June 4.<br />
The trip will begin at 7:00 a.m. and last about four hours. It is free and open to anyone with an interest, regardless of their birding skills. Children are welcome, but must be accompanied by an adult. Pre-registration is required, as the group size will be limited.Register on the PVAS website at <a href="http://www.potomacaudubon.org/" target="_blank">www.potomacaudubon.org</a> or contact trip leader, Joette Borzik, at <a href="tel:240-440-4221" target="_blank">240-440-4221</a> or <a href="mailto:pep4223@comcast.net">pep4223@comcast.net</a>.<br />
Field trip participants should plan to meet the trip leader on the Claymont entrance road where a wetland meets the access driveway. The entrance is located at 667 Huyett Road; it is marked by a street sign that says “Claymont Mansion.”<br />
The group will look for birds in the wetland near the entrance, then park vehicles and begin a 2-3 mile hike on the Claymont property.<br />
The trip will involve moderate hiking, and will be focused on observing song birds, raptors, woodpeckers, sparrows, and other wildlife.<br />
This field trip will be conducted rain or shine. Participants should dress appropriately for the prevailing weather and bring drinking water, trail snacks and insect repellent. Those who need binoculars should let the trip leader know ahead of time, as loaner binoculars will be available.</font></div></div>

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			<dc:creator>Willis</dc:creator>
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			<title>Sign up june audubon insect walk</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 03:00:59 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>*SIGN UP NOW FOR JUNE 8 AUDUBON INSECT WALK* 
 
The Potomac Valley Audubon Society will offer a special streamside insect walk for families with...</description>
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<span style="font-family: arial"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: Arial">The Potomac Valley Audubon Society will offer a special streamside insect walk for families with young children on Saturday, June 8.</span></font></span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: Arial">The event, entitled &quot;Up the Creek,&quot; will be held in Ranson's Flowing Springs Park from9:00 a.m. to 12 noon. It will be aimed at families with children ages 6-9.</span></font></span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: Arial">it will provide youngsters and their parents with a fun opportunity to learn about insects that live in and around streams in our area.</span></font></span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: Arial">Insect nets, magnifying glasses and wading boots will be provided. Participants can bring their own wet-area footwear if they wish</span><span style="font-family: Georgia">.</span></font></span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: Arial">Enrollment will be limited and pre-registration is required. There will be a fee of $5 per family.</span></font></span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: Arial">To register or get more information go to the PVAS website at <a href="http://www.potomacaudubon.org/" target="_blank">www.potomacaudubon.org</a></span><span style="font-family: Arial">or contact Ellen Murphy at <a href="tel:304-676-8739" target="_blank">304-676-8739</a> or <a href="mailto:Ellen@PotomacAudubon.org">Ellen@PotomacAudubon.org</a>.</span></font></span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: Arial">This event is part of a new Audubon program, called &#8220;Outdoor Explore!,&#8221; that is intended to promote a better understanding and appreciation of the natural world in a safe, supervised way. Its activities include hiking, exploration of different local habitats, plant and animal identification, and other natural science activities.</span></font></span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: Arial">Jan Hummer, an experienced natural science educator, is leading each program session.</span></font></span><br />
<span style="font-family: arial"><font size="3"><span style="font-family: Arial">The program is being made possible by a grant from the West Virginia Division of Natural Resources.</span></font></span><br />
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			<dc:creator>Willis</dc:creator>
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			<title>Just Curious</title>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 00:17:52 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Been hiking and mountain biking through these woods for a few years and I came across a sign some time ago that says "Jimmy Viands Trail"  Who the...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Been hiking and mountain biking through these woods for a few years and I came across a sign some time ago that says &quot;Jimmy Viands Trail&quot;  Who the heck is Jimmy Viands and how does he rate his own trail?  Thanks for any info you can provide and I will pass it along to others as well.....</div>

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			<title>R.I.P. Cat: brown and gold, found today</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 23:24:21 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>The brown and gold adult cat I _found_ lying in the middle of Skyline Trail this afternoon, lying around the 730 block, has been buried.  I believe...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>The brown and gold adult cat I <u>found</u> lying in the middle of Skyline Trail this afternoon, lying around the 730 block, has been buried.  I believe it was run over and killed instantly some time this morning.  I contacted the four closest homes, but no one knew this feline, may he/she rest in peace; and to the owner, I am sorry for your loss.</div>

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			<dc:creator>Dhyana</dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[What's eating my trees?]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 19:16:57 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Little caterpillars are devouring the leaves of the oaks, etc.  What's happening? 
 
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			<category domain="http://www.shannondale.org/forum/forumdisplay.php?7-General-chat">General chat</category>
			<dc:creator>Zig</dc:creator>
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			<title>How to order a beer in 47 languages</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 16:02:27 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>What else do you need to say??? 
http://esperanto-usa.org/?q=node/82  
 
Cheers and happy Fri to everyone!</description>
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Cheers and happy Fri to everyone!</div>

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			<dc:creator>LFE</dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Pre-Register to Tour Shepherdstown's New Sewer Plant]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 14:51:34 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[*AUDUBON SOCIETY SPONSORING TOUR OF SHEPHERDSTOWN'S* 
*NEW WASTEWATER TREATMENT PLANT* 
  
The Potomac Valley Audubon Society is sponsoring a special...]]></description>
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<b>NEW WASTEWATER TREATMENT PLANT</b></font><br />
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<font size="3">The Potomac Valley Audubon Society is sponsoring a special tour of Shepherdstown's new, high-tech wastewater treatment plant on Friday, June 7.<br />
The tour will begin at 10:00 a.m. and last about an hour. It will be free, and anyone with an interest is welcome to participate, including families with children.<br />
<b>Tour participants will learn how wastewater plants work in general and get a first-hand look at the state-of-the-art features of the new Shepherdstown plant, which went on line last fall.</b><br />
The new, $10-million plant has twice the capacity of the town's old plant, and can handle up to 800,000 gallons a day.<br />
More importantly, it is one of the first plants in the area to meet all the new federal water-quality standards that have been mandated to protect the Chesapeake Bay.<br />
Participation in the tour will be limited to 25 people and pre-registration will be required. To pre-register, go to the PVAS website or contact Peter Smith at <a href="tel:304-876-1139" target="_blank">304-876-1139</a> or <a href="mailto:pvsmith@frontiernet.net">pvsmith@frontiernet.net</a>.</font></div></div>

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			<dc:creator>Willis</dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Congrats to Deps Tiong & Tabler for Nabbing DUIs]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 14:20:05 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>*Jefferson County deputies keep drivers on right path* 
*Sheriff recognizes Tabler, Tiong for DUI arrest records* 
By RICHARD F. BELISLE...</description>
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<b><font size="3">Sheriff recognizes Tabler, Tiong for DUI arrest records</font></b></div>By RICHARD F. BELISLE <a href="mailto:richardb@herald-mail.com">richardb@herald-mail.com</a><br />
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			<font size="3">KEARNEYSVILLE, W.Va. — Between the two of them, Jefferson County Sheriff’s Department Corporals Dustin Tabler and Vincent Tiong made 79 of the 123 DUI arrests the department racked up in 2012.</font><br />
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<font size="3">Sheriff Pete Dougherty recognized Tabler’s 47 arrests and the 32 DUI arrests by Tiong on Wednesday during a National Police Week event at the department’s headquarters in Bardane, W.Va.</font><br />
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<font size="3">According to Tabler and Tiong, an arresting officer normally needs up to 3 1/2 hours to process a DUI arrest.</font><br />
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<font size="3">“That’s true for the newer people, but we’ve got it down to a science,” Tabler said.</font><br />
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<font size="3">He said he and Tiong can do the entire process in just a little over two hours....</font>
			
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</div><font size="3">See the article <a href="http://www.herald-mail.com/news/tristate/hm-jefferson-county-deputies-keep-drivers-on-right-path-20130516,0,6364310.story" target="_blank"><u><b>HERE</b></u></a></font></div>

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			<dc:creator>Willis</dc:creator>
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			<title>Public Hearing: JCESA Draft Fee Ordinance</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 14:06:22 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING 
COUNTY COMMISSION OF JEFFERSON COUNTY 
The County Commission of Jefferson County will hold a public hearing on Thursday,...</description>
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<font color="#000000"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman">COUNTY COMMISSION OF JEFFERSON COUNTY</span></font><br />
<font color="#000000"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman">The County Commission of Jefferson County will hold a public hearing on Thursday, May 23, 2013 at 7:00 p.m. in the County Commission meeting room located at the Old Charles Town Library, 200 East Washington Street, Charles Town, WV 25414.</span></font><br />
<font color="#000000"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman">At this meeting, there will be public input on the Draft Fee Ordinance proposed by the Jefferson County Emergency Services Agency.</span></font><br />
<font color="#000000"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman">Anyone wishing to provide written or oral comment may do so at this meeting or send comments to info@jeffersoncountywv.org.</span></font><br />
<font color="#000000"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman">No decisions will be made at this meeting.</span></font><br />
<font color="#000000"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman">By Order of the County Commission of Jefferson County</span></font><br />
<font color="#000000"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman">Dale Manuel</span></font><br />
<font color="#000000"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman">President</span></font><br />
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			<dc:creator>Willis</dc:creator>
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			<title>Ewwwww ... Poop in Pools</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 02:58:35 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>The release of a study by the CDC today should make folks think twice before heading over to the community pool .............. 
Ewwww -- poop in...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>The release of a study by the CDC today should make folks think twice before heading over to the community pool ..............<br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><b><font color="#a52a2a"><font size="4"><i>Ewwww </i>-- poop in pools more common than you may think, CDC warns</font></font></b><br /><br />Orlando Sentinel 5/16/13: Attention swimmers: More than half of the public pools tested in a new  study contained bacterial evidence that someone may have pooped in the  pool.........<br />
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Read the rest of the nauseating details <a href="http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/nationworld/la-sci-sn-contaminated-pools-fecal-matter-20130516,0,418302.story" target="_blank"><b>HERE</b></a><br />
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			<dc:creator>ClearThunder</dc:creator>
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			<title>Babysitters in the area?</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 00:39:56 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[Ok, so who knows of a responsible teen looking for some babysitting work?  Of course, it would have to be someone I can trust with my son.  He's just...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Ok, so who knows of a responsible teen looking for some babysitting work?  Of course, it would have to be someone I can trust with my son.  He's just under two, and ridiculously adorable.   Available until 11pm on Saturdays would be a plus.</div>

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			<dc:creator>Chutney Daftcraft</dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Is This Anyone's Grey Tabby?]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 22:43:13 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>It has been coming by quite a bit and is too good condition and too friendly to be feral. 
 
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			<dc:creator>oldmandave</dc:creator>
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			<title>2 men experience labor pain</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 17:45:30 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>http://www.wimp.com/laborsimulation/  This is pretty funny :)</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><a href="http://www.wimp.com/laborsimulation/" target="_blank">http://www.wimp.com/laborsimulation/</a>  This is pretty funny :)</div>

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			<dc:creator>MoeMoe</dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[". . . And One from Abroad"]]></title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 14:05:26 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>I saw this in Readers Digest and thought it worth sharing (for those who may not have already read it): 
 
 
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When I was pulled over for...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>I saw this in Readers Digest and thought it worth sharing (for those who may not have already read it):<br />
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			When I was pulled over for speeding, I told the officer, &quot;I'm sorry, but the road seemed clear and...&quot;<br />
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How would you have reacted if Mister Fog had suddenly appeared?&quot; he interrupted.<br />
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Annoyed at his patronizing manner, I replied, &quot;I suppose I would have applied Mr. Brake and summoned up Mr. and Mrs. Headlight!&quot;<br />
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Enunciating each syllable, the officer repeated, How would you have reacted if mist ... or ... fog had suddenly appeared?&quot;
			
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			<dc:creator>ministerswife</dc:creator>
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