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    Creepy Eerie Feelings-Where Are the Ads for Chia Pets and the Clapper

    Is it a sign of the times, has the world moved on and left me behind, do economic woes threaten our Christmas traditions, or maybe I'm not watching enough TV. I was in the "As Seen on TV" store at the Martinsburg Mall today and saw many of my fav items on the shelves, but no Clappers or Chia pets.

    Plenty of Snuggies, Turbo Snakes, Pedipaws, Spacebags and oodles of Oxiclean were in evidence, but not one of those lovable terra cotta Homer Head Chia Pets. I guess TV doesn't need the advert money while the health bill war is being waged.

    I sure miss those harbingers of Christmastide
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    Never fear Willis! The commercials are alive and well for the Chia and the Clapper. Unfortunately I have been home with the flu and have watched more TV this past week than I have for the past year!
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    K-Mart in Martinsburg has/had some Chia Pets and the Chia Herb gardens as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willis View Post
    ...but not one of those lovable terra cotta Homer Head Chia Pets.
    You can get just about every variety of Chia Pet at your local CVS!



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    Wow..... this is an old @$$ thread......

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    Guess who has been rummaging around in the archives
    And the question begs, "Will Chia pets and other traditional holiday sclock be available this Christmas?"

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    We can only hope not.
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    I will create and sell my own cha cha cha chia

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    Quote Originally Posted by Willis View Post
    Will Chia pets and other traditional holiday sclock be available this Christmas?
    What is "sclock"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricky View Post
    We can only hope not.
    You must have missed the one that grows deer-chow...

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    Schlock is a term for stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chutney Daftcraft View Post
    Schlock is a term for stuff.
    That, I know. Willis is talking about holiday sclock. I'm thinking it has something to do with holiday-themed timepieces that install in the Mercedes "S" class.

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    I thought a slock was term that referred to a slow rooster... or a slow... ah, never mind.

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    A shylock is some kind of moneylender I think.


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    And, a Skylark is an old Buick...



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    All right Willis i know what you are getting for Christmas.

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