Strange woman / car

[Paul Kersey]

Around 3:30am this morning, my dog alerted me to someone outside. I went out with flashlight, noticed a 4 door silver/gray volkswagen (80's model), kind of weathered and rough looking sitting on Huckleberry, blocking the road. After a few minutes of observation, I approached and lit up the car with flashlight. There was a heavy set woman, hair in all directions, totally out of it. She didn't move much when I shined my light on her. She did move, so I figured she was alive. As I went back to call police, I heard the motor start up and she tore off like a bat out of hell. After a while I went back to bed, but at 5:30am, as I got up for the day, the car was back, only parked about a 50 yards further down the road near ginger/gingerbread. I again went out and this time she was awake and as soon as she spotted me, she tore off again. MAybe she is a homeless woman, maybe she was the waiting get away car for burglaries, who knows, but it is/was very odd. I have not seen her since then, but will be keeping an eye out.

[ministerswife]

What's going on in Shannondale is query. Evidently there are some people or there is some one who found our community and think(s) it's a good place to dump drunks. Or it could be there is a person or some persons casing the area to see how long it takes the police to respond to a call. We had a "roamer" in our neighborhood the other day (early in the morning around 4 a.m.) and the police had to be called to remove him. They got here quickly. He (the drunk) only had on trousers, no shirt or shoes, and he was obviously coming out of a drunken stuper (or something like it). His face was all bloody and swollen, and when the police arrived he gave them his name and said someone beat him up and broke his nose. It sure looked like it. Now we have to be as cautious with the people wondering our roads and area as we
are with the bears. What's going on. I sure hope no one gets shot before we find out. Caution is evidently the key word.
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[Chutney Daftcraft]

Perhaps she is a woman scorned by one of your neighbors.

He won't leave his wife to be with her, so she's going to kill his wife so she can gain victory in this battle for her man that she is fighting with herself. He doesn't want her anymore, and she needs to let it go. She has such a low self-esteem that she has become co-dependant on a man she was having an affair with, so keep this in mind...

Perhaps the next time you approach the car, you should offer her counseling, and assure her that there are plenty of men out there that like junk in the trunk, both in a woman and a volkswagen. She may not screech off the next time, but be careful. She may confuse that as a come-on, and you'll be the next target of the battle in her head.

[lar]

Maybe the woman's boyfriend or husband was in someone's house around there.

[Chutney Daftcraft]

...great minds think alike...

[Leprechaun]

... and I surely hope she wasn't on some kind of a Leprechaun hunt - after me gold coins and such!

[april1981]

Good lord. It was just me out smoking crack and waiting for my deadbeat husband to come back with all the goods. Can't thieves have peace around here?

Seriously, I saw that car this morning when I was taking the trash out. It was heading out of Mission Road. And there were 2 people in it.

[Zeke]

It was me I was out looking for Irishmen. (see humor section)

[lar]

That's what I was thinking when I noticed we posted two minutes apart.

[KemCam2]

Does that only seem strange to PK and I? Seriously? He walked up to her, shined a light on her and got no response. He walked away and she took off...But she only went down the street...And she was still there when he was getting ready for work??

I think that is strange. Not to mention she was blocking the road...It does sound like she was drunk but...drunk enough to know how to "fake sleep" and then tear off after the weird guy shining the light on her was gone...But only down the street? You have to be very drunk to pass out in your car in the middle of the road - But sober (a little bit anyways) to fake sleep - But drunk to get away from the threat only to move 50 yards down the road...WEIRD...(to me anyhow)

[Chutney Daftcraft]

Yes - it is weird.

Another guess - they were checking on their "crops".

[Leprechaun]

Maybe she was a kidnapped Arubian sex slave suffering from dementia who escaped from that alien house on Revenoor and was simply looking for a way home???

[april1981]

Thanks C2C. I just read your post and now I can't get that Cypress Hill song out of my head!
Cops, come and try to snactch my crops.

Does anybody know the rest?

[derricksonb]

Who you trin to get crazy with ese? dont you know Im loco?

To da one on da flam
Boy its tough
I just toss that ham on the fryin pan
Like spam
Its done when I come in slam
Damn, I feel like the son of sam
Dont make me wrek sh!t
Wit a automatic got me goin like general electric
Damn
The lights are blinkin Im thinkin
Its all over when go out drinkin
Oh makin my mind slow,
Thats why I dont f^&k with the big four-oh
Bro, I got ta maintain
Cuz a ni&&a like me is goin; insane

Chorus: insane in da membrane
Insane in da brain! (repeat 4x)

Do my sh!t undercover
Now its time for for the blubba
Blaba to watch dat belly get fatter
Fat boy on a diet dont try it
Ill check your a$$ like a looter in a riot
Much too fast like a sumo slammin dat a$$
Leavin your face in the grass
You know I dont take a chulo lightly
Punk just jealous cuz he cant outwrite me
So kick that style, wicked wild
Happy face ni&&a never seen me smile
Rip dat mainframe
Ill explain
A ni%%a like me is goin insane

Chorus

Like louie armstrong
Played the trumpet
Ill hit dat bong and break ya off something soon
I got ta get my props
Cops Come and try to snatch my crops
These pigs wanna blow my house down
And undrground to the next town
They get mad when they come to raid my pad
And Im out in the night loose scared
Yes Im the pirate pilot
Of this ship if I get
Wit the ultraviolet dream
Hide from the red light beam
Now do you believe in the unseen
Look, but dont make you eyes strain
A ni&&a like me is goin insane
Chorus

[april1981]

Somehow I knew it would be you that would come up with the rest of this song. God, sometimes I miss being 17.

[derricksonb]

"God, sometimes I miss being 17."

It wasn't that long ago...........

Anywho did someone manage to get a tag # of the silver bullet?

[Chutney Daftcraft]

That's why I said it.

Cypress Hill is in the top ten of my favorite rap squads. They still can't beat the Wu.

I must correct those lyrics. You are simply not allowed to disrespect the Hill like that. I'll Boom-Biddy-Bye-Bye yo a$$ when I see you if you ever do it again.

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/cypress-h...the-brain.html

those are more correct.

[Nanuk]

Note to self: Set up pretext traffic stop on both derricksonb and City and have drug dog on standby.

[cindylu]

Hmmm. Last Saturday at the Gate3/4 mailshed a woman in an old beat up red car stopped me and asked how to get to Charles Town. It seemed like an odd question because she was driving from that direction. I told her just to turn around and she would eventually come to Rt 9 and gave her directions. But for some reason that seemed like too much information and said "they" lived in the area before and just recently moved back. That comment made me look for her license plates which she didn't have any in the front of her car so I presumed she had WV plates. When I told her I was going driving to CT and she could follow me, she agreed to that.

Well, she followed me to about Gate 1 then I never saw her in my rear view mirror.

That's my weird story.

[STR1KER]

Doesn't it seem like when the warm weather comes out, so do the nutballs?
Time to be watching who and what's around. Mom Nature's bears and snakes are way less harmful than some humans...
There's a bunch of possibilities for this chick to be in her car and act like that. Are there any "known" drug houses in the area she was seen?
I still think the alien house sex-slave post was rockin' hilarious! LOL
Totally not a rap fan, but I dig Eminem and Run/DMC. I like more old school stuff... Anyone rem UTFO? I can't find ANYTHING on them anymore.