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    Fyi Stephen Colbert-Possible Candidacy-President of the U.S. of So. Carolina.”

    Colbert announces forming an exploratory committee to lay the groundwork for a possible candidacy: President of the USA of South Carolina
    By MIKE ALLEN | 1/12/12 8:15 PM EST Politico

    NEW YORK — Stephen Colbert announced on “The Colbert Report” that he is exploring a presidential run in South Carolina, and made it legal by handing control of his super PAC to Jon Stewart in the opening segment of Thursday night’s show.

    “I am proud to announce that I am forming an exploratory committee to lay the groundwork for my possible candidacy for president of the United States of America of South Carolina,” Colbert said during the Thursday evening show, several hours before airtime on Comedy Central.

    “This is a difficult decision. I’ve talked it over with my money. I’ve talked it over with my spiritual adviser.”....
    See the complete article HERE
    BTW, seems to be plenty of video already up on YouTube
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    He's certainly got his fan base riled up. But do we really need a third party liberal candidate running against Obama?


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    Default Rec'd from Jon (not associated with Colbert) Stewart

    Dear Super Pac Super People,

    Hi again, it’s me, Jon.

    When I took over this Super PAC, I had no idea there’d be so much email-writing. Also, there are a lot of plants around Super PAC office with extremely specific watering schedules. Seriously, does a Northwood Spotted Fern really need to be watered "thrice fortnightly at dusk"?

    Anyway, The Definitely Not Coordinated With Stephen Colbert Super PAC made an ad, and I figured you’d want to know. I’ve attached the press release below, so hopefully your mouse’s scroll-wheel isn’t broken.

    Sincerely,

    Jon Stewart
    President For Life For Now The Definitely Not Coordinated With Stephen Colbert Super PAC

    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE The Definitely Not Coordinated With Stephen Colbert Super PAC Releases First Ad, Begins To Regret Length Of Name

    AMERICA – The Definitely Not Coordinated With Stephen Colbert Super PAC released its first TV ad today, in advance of South Carolina's upcoming unnamed GOP Primary. The ad, which takes an objective look at Mitt Romney's private sector experience, is entitled "Attack In B Minor For Strings."

    "Mitt Romney claims to be pro-corporations," said Jon Stewart, President of The Definitely Not Coordinated With Stephen Colbert Super PAC. "But would you let him date your daughter's corporation? Americans have been clamoring for a comprehensive study of this crucial issue, so we splurged for the full sixty-second commercial. We think South Carolinians will agree – they deserve a leader who shares their state's values, and perhaps even their state's initials."

    The new spot begins airing today in a major ad buy that will blanket South Carolina from Charleston all the way to North Charleston. Those of you with some free AOL hours left can

    The Definitely Not Coordinated With Stephen Colbert Super PAC, officially known as Americans For A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow, is an independent, expenditure-only committee that's been proudly serving the community since late Thursday.

    ### For Press Inquiries Contact: Alberto Rčalnamč Communications Director The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC
    [email protected]

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    One of the best satirists.

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