New Fire Truck Siren.....

[Taffy Kadiddlehopper]

A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with ladders hung off the side. She is wearing a fireman’s hat and the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman says "Hey little girl. What are you doing?" The little girl says " I’m pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!" The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little girl that sure is a nice fire truck!" "Thanks mister" says the little girl. The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little girl has tied the dog to the wagon by its testicles. "Little girl", says the fireman, "I don’t want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you tie that rope around the dogs neck I think you could go faster." The little girl says, "You’re probably right mister, but then I wouldn’t have a siren!"