I play golf........ There are many points to golf. Realistically the goal is to see who can get their little white balls in 18 different holes using the least number of strokes......... As one would imagine this takes skill. Some would say it's a nothing more than a quiet walk through the woods interupted by a little white ball. It's an excuse for men to get drunk in public and smoke cigars with little or no recourse. This type of behavior is expected and encouraged otherwise they wouldn't have a cart stocked full of the stuff being driven around by some 22 year old coed hottie in skimpy clothes. It's damned near like having an outdoor strip club....... Only they don't offer lap dances, but thats an idea.........
The number one reason why men play golf and also the reason that it costs $75.00 a round is because it's a guaranteed 4-5 hours that we don't have to listen to our wives bitch. It's actually a bargain. $75.00 for 5 hours of peace and solitude is PRICELESS.
"BRIAN, Close the window! You're letting all the Stank out...." "Ahh, ahh, ahh and boom goes the dynamite."
DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS(It's not nice to pick on retards.)