Republican Humor (maybe)

[Parker]

Subject: You might be surprised at the answers!

A little history lesson: If you don't know the answer make your best guess. Answer all the questions before looking at the answers. Who said it?


1) "We 're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."

A. Karl Marx
B. Adolph Hitler
C. Joseph Stalin
D. None of the above

2) "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few...and to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity."
A. Lenin
B. Mussolini
C. Idi Amin
D. None of the Above

3) "(We)...can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people."

A. Nikita Khrushev
B. Josef Goebbels
C. Boris Yeltsin
D. None of the above

4) "We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own...in order to create this common ground."

A. Mao Tse Dung
B. Hugo Chavez
C. Kim Jong Il
D. None of the above

5) "I certainly think the free-market has failed."

A. Karl Marx
B. Lenin
C. Molotov
D. None of the above

6) "I think it's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in (the) entire economy that they are being watched."

A. Pinochet
B. Milosevic
C. Saddam Hussein
D. None of the above


Answers:

(1) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/29/2004
(2) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 5/29/2007
(3) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
(4) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
(5) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007
(6) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 9/2/2005

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid

[PhoenixOrion]

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[JiveTurkey]

It's still pretty funny.

[Chutney Daftcraft]

Wow, Republicans are funny people.

They ain't scared of no terrorists, but they're literally frightened by Hillary Clinton.

Kinda lets you know who the bigger threat to their empire really is...

Now that's Republican humor!

[derricksonb]

Wow, Republicans are funny people.

They ain't scared of no terrorists, but they're literally frightened by Hillary Clinton.

Kinda lets you know who the bigger threat to their empire really is...

Now that's Republican humor!

It's not a threat to any imagined or perceived "Republican Empire" so much as what Comrade Clinton proposes is borderline Socialism sauteed with a splash of good Old Fashioned Communism.

SomehowI have a bad feeling this topic will end up being moved.......

[JiveTurkey]

Wow, Republicans are funny people.

The ones on S&B are, anyway.

[Chutney Daftcraft]

Republicans should be pushing for Hillary to get in.

Because she will sell herself out for their corporate interests, just like she has in the past. This isn't the first time she's brought up Universal Healthcare.

[Starbuck]

Is it just that she's a woman that's got them all afraid? Little ol' her???

[Chutney Daftcraft]

I know, right. Doesn't she realize that the presidency is only for white men?

[JiveTurkey]

No, dimpledoodads, it's because she is in league with the devil.

[Nanuk]

It's not her that much of America fears and/or despises. It's her ideas and her plans, which, as DB says, border on socialism and involve a bigger government assuming more and more control over you and me...for our own good, of course.

Couple these schemes with her lack of government and private-sector experience and her record of corruption and unscrupulous dealings, and every voter and wage earner should be concerned.

City tries to belittle people who voice these concerns but he can't mitigate the reasons for that concern, especially as the media continues to expose her fund-raising irregularities.

[Chutney Daftcraft]

involve a bigger government assuming more and more control over you and me...for our own good, of course.

See: Department of Homeland Security.

Remember, this is in the humor section, so please try to stick to the funny.