kids and religion
Sometimes kids make more sense than adults. The following were some
of the answers they gave to a test on religion.
Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
Lot's wife was a pillar of salt during the day. At night she was a
ball of fire.
The Jews were a proud people who always had problems with unfriendly
Samson slew the Philippines with the ax of the apostles.
Moses led the Jews to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread
which is bread without any ingredients.
The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert.
Moses went up Mount Cynanide to get the Ten Commandments.
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
Moses died before he reached Canada.
Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol.
The greatest miracle in the Bible was when Joshua told his son to
stand still and he did.
Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus she sang the Magna Carta.
Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
Man does not live by sweat alone.
The epistles are the wives of the apostles.
Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.
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