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    Funny stimulus checks.....

    i sent this to a few people via email but thought id post it here for all to see! enjoy!


    Government Stimulus Rebate Check


    The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate.

    If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.


    If we spend it on gasoline, it will go to the Arabs.


    If we purchase a computer, it will go to India.


    If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.


    If we purchase a car, it will go to Japan.


    If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan ...and none of it will help the American economy.



    The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes, weed, beer, crack, and tattoos;

    these are the only products still produced in the USA.

    Thank you for your help & please support the USA.
    "Go at it boldly, and you'll find unexpected forces closing round you and coming to your aid." -Basil King

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    So who wants to carpool with me on my crack and ho run????

    Have you ever noticed that those who advocate the hardest for personal responsibility never seem to take any when they cause their own negative situations?

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    Hmm. What about buying lumber?

    Or coal from one of the topless mountains?

    Both of those products are proudly American.
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    Spent mine on my tattoo! Still have some left over to adopt a kitty from the shelter tonight.
    And acceptance is the answer to all my problems today. When I am disturbed, it is because I find some person, place, thing or situation -- some fact of my life -- unacceptable to me, and I can find no serenity until I accept that person, place, thing or situation as being exactly the way it is supposed to be at this moment.

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    This should be in politics and not humor!!!! Because it is true.

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    Talking send me

    your check I'll put it to go use.

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