But considering that they are so in demand... not sure I should give up my jalapenos...
Ok here goes:
Go to the store get nice firm medium size jalapenos ( not wrinkled).
Also get some cream cheese and cheddar cheese, and you will need cheap bacon. Also if you have no tooth picks you need those.
Come home start drinking tequila (this part is a must and requires good tequila).
Get some rubber gloves if you think you might rub your eyes or anywhere else for a while ( put them on).
Get some olive oil... oh wait that is for some thing else...
Cut the tops off of the jalapenos, then cut them in half lengthwise to form a "boat". Scrape out all the seeds and the ribs of the pepper. This way they are not too hot for Mountain Folk.
Start heating oven to 450 or start outdoor grill as the smoke flavor really sets them off.
Fill the boat with cream cheese. Slice cheddar in small enough pieces to fit over the cream cheese, wrap 1/2 slices of bacon around the entire pepper and cheese combination. Install teeth picking device to hold it together. Put into cookie sheet with foil
Start taking off clothes to cool off.. your going to need it.
Put peppers into cooking device and cook until bacon is done. Scrape peppers and the cheese that has melted out of the foil and begin eating....